Breakfast and Sausage Alarms

There are a great many lovely features to a new home, networked fire alarms are not the best of them.

Breakfast this morning was a bowl of Cluster Crunch Cereal.

I had my typical egg (protein)/wheat toast (carbohydrate)/juice box (fruit) sides combo and a diet soda.

 Of course, it's Sunday, and I'd had no intention of waking up on time for breakfast.  I stumbled out of bed to use the washroom around 8, and was on my way back to bed when an alarm started going off above my head. The damned things are awful, the one on the first floor gets set off by sausage being cooked with the vent off, and all the bedroom ones go off 5 seconds later.

That sausage looks fucking delicious, doesn't it?