Weigh In, Spaciness

I know I promised a write-up yesterday, but I became distracted by a family visitor to the house, and an attempt to put Ubuntu on one of the very early (2GB hard drive) EEE PCs, which is still going very poorly.  I'm now trying to install it on a 8GB SD card in the machine, but it either freezes during the "formatting drive" phase or the "copying files" phase.

Weight:     291.4 lbs
Body Fat: 40%
Water:      46%

 I SHOULD be ready for a declaration post and a recap post for food yesterday by this evening.