So one of the greatest things about this diet comes from the occasional violent crapping that happens. I mean, I'm normally a one shit every day or so guy, but when the horn-spatter shits come, I know there will be aftershocks. Once again, you ingrates should thank me, as I made the kind decision not to torture you with the splatter my ass is currently producing in photo form.
No, you just get to digest the delicious chunks of my shit in word form. Fortunately, I can pop a magic little Immodium AD, the Gandalf of my stomach.
March 29, 2010
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