Breakfast, Laziness, Lunch

So I got up when my alarm went off this morning, and therefore enjoyed a delicious breakfast.

Low-fat Granola Cereal is where it's at, mother******.  I know what you're thinking, "But Fatass, granola is only for hippies and pussy earth-saving liberals".  You know what?  **** You!

That's right, I even had some onion flat-bread (toasted, carbohydrate) with a botched over-easy egg (protein) and a goddamned hippy liberal Sesame Street juice box (fruit).  The breakfast of socialist children's programming, we'll call it.  Really, I like granola for some damned reason, and the Nutrisystem granola is my favorite shelf food on the diet for breakfast.

I didn't work out this morning, and ended up taking a slight nap for a few hours, but I woke up in time for delicious toaster lunch.

Yes, the Toasted Ham & Cheese frozen meal, an old favorite, and one that makes being back on the diet not seem difficult at all.

Now, it's back to applying for jobs and staring into the abyss, but before I go, enjoy this image of a Netflix movie I got today.  It shipped yesterday and the disc was intact, so I'm not going to complain about it through their system, but I thought it was pretty special that the USPS managed to maul it like this, and then had the balls to put it back together with tape.  Both ends of the envelope were taped back together, but they didn't even try to hid the busted dot.